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Wow, nice legs

A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!" She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?" The man says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

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I just bought a thesaurus

I just bought a thesaurus and when I got it home, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.

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