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My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed. After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.
The condom was first invented by a Welshman by using a sheep's intestine. The English later improved it by removing the intestine from the sheep first.
Whats the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F.
- Forget everything you learned in college. You won't need it working here. - But I never went to college. - Well then, I'm sorry. You are underqualified to work here.
If minecraft taught me one thing... It's to never spend diamonds on a hoe.