jokes

I am a man trapped inside the body of a woman. I will never keep lube and glue in the same drawer ever again.

I just bought a thesaurus and when I got it home, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.

A guy walks into a crowded local bar, holding a pistol in his hand and yelling, I have a 45 caliber pistol here with seven rounds in the barrel plus one in the chamber and I want to know whos been sleeping with my wife. A voice from the other end of the bar called out, "Youll need more ammo".

One day when I was young... I watched my father grill burgers. When they were done, he handed me one, telling me it was a Bison burger. He then left... never came back... I know he may not have been dedicated to his family, but he was dedicated to his jokes.