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Doctor to a patient: "I have good and bad news for you. Which one would you like to hear first?" "The good one please." "I found the diagnosis of your illness, it means you have two days to live." "And the bad one?" "Ive been trying to reach you for two days."
Why is it a bad idea for two butt cheeks to get married? Because they part for every little shit.
A man in a butcher shop: "I would like bull testicles, please" Butcher: "Me too"
Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so, within groups of 40.