If God is watching us, the least we can do is be
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
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If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.