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There's a way of telling if an orange is male or female. If it squirts you in your eye without warning, it's a male. If it's bitter for no apparent reason, it's a female.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.