I have gotten out of a bed 365 times a year for 37 years
I have gotten out of a bed 365 times a year for 37 years. That is 13,505 sit-ups. And no abs to show for it...
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I have gotten out of a bed 365 times a year for 37 years. That is 13,505 sit-ups. And no abs to show for it...
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.
Dear God, my prayer for the next year is a FAT bank account and a THIN body. Please don't mix it up like you did this year.
A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear and a carrot stick up each nostril. He mumbles, "Doc, I'm just not feeling well." The doctor replies, "Maybe you're not eating right."