Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.
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Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.