crime

Crime - tag connected with: humor, happy, funny pics, images, memes, funny, best, crime, crazy, funny pictures, funny images, meme, punishment, cat, joke, scene, lawyer, court, defence, justice, funny jokes, news, bad, judge, client, down, murder, dna, cholesterol, jokes, good.

xdPedia.com uses cookies to help give you the best experience we can.

"I have good news and bad news," the defence lawyer says

"I have good news and bad news," the defence lawyer says to his client. "What's the bad news?" The lawyer says, "Your blood matches the DNA found at the murder scene." "Dammit!" cries the client. "What's the good news?" "Well," the lawyer says, "Your cholesterol is down to 140."

172 views
Funny  >  Jokes
  • < Previous
  • Next >