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My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed. After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.
I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.
I have gotten out of a bed 365 times a year for 37 years. That is 13,505 sit-ups. And no abs to show for it...