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I don't get why women brag about multi-tasking There's nothing cool about doing three things wrong at once.

My biggest fear, when I first started dating, was meeting the girl's father. But I mainly dated black girls, so it was never really an issue.

My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed. After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.

The condom was first invented by a Welshman by using a sheep's intestine. The English later improved it by removing the intestine from the sheep first.

Whats the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F.