It's to never spend diamonds on a hoe.
It's to never spend diamonds on a hoe.
If minecraft taught me one thing... It's to never spend diamonds on a hoe.
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China has largest population
China has largest population
China has largest population not because the men are extra horny nor the women are extra fertile. But their condoms are "Made in China"
My son asked me what a dilemma was?
My son asked me what a dilemma was?
My son asked me what a dilemma was? Imagine you're naked and in a big bed, I explained, A beautiful woman on one side and a gay man on the other... Who you going to turn your back on?
My wife left me because I am too insecure.
My wife left me because I am too insecure.
My wife left me because I am too insecure. Never mind, she was just picking up some groceries.
Did you ever get shot in the army?
Did you ever get shot in the army?
A boy and his dad are talking. - Hey Dad. - Yes son?- - Did you ever get shot in the army? He looks at his son in silence. Tears start to form in the Dad's eyes, and he quietly replies; - No, but I was shot in the leggy.