Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening"
Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
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Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He stayed up all night trying to decide if there really was a dog!
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.