Funny jokes - tag connected with: man, gut, funny, drink, day, give, jokes, men, fish, drinking, beer, sit, humor, funny pictures, in, to, fishing, boat, rod, eat, joke, teach, all, funny jokes, happy, fisherman, meme, memes, best, images, lasts, mondays, about, earth, same, hours, one, monday, planets, mercury, planet, shits, fact, old, shit, us, everybody, of, fucking, women, toilet, everyone, really, well, corners very,.
One day on Mercury lasts about 1,408 hours. The same as one Monday on Earth.
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face". I said, "You'll be sorry". He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.