How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman?
How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head.
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How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head.
Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.
Why did the blonde keep taking off the soda's bottle cap and putting it back on? The bottle cap said, "Sorry, try again."
A blonde and a brunette walk past a flower shop and the brunette sees her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again. Now, I'll be expected to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air." The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"