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When you get up and have a day off

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.

A real man

And when her lips met mine, I knew that I could live to be a hundred and visit every country in the world, but nothing would ever compare to that single moment when I first kissed the girl of my dreams and knew that my love would last forever.

Weekend - drunkenness