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A guy walks into a crowded local bar, holding a pistol in his hand and yelling, I have a 45 caliber pistol here with seven rounds in the barrel plus one in the chamber and I want to know whos been sleeping with my wife. A voice from the other end of the bar called out, "Youll need more ammo".
One day when I was young... I watched my father grill burgers. When they were done, he handed me one, telling me it was a Bison burger. He then left... never came back... I know he may not have been dedicated to his family, but he was dedicated to his jokes.
I don't get why women brag about multi-tasking There's nothing cool about doing three things wrong at once.
Whats the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F.
I just found out I'm colorblind The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.