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The police stops a computer hardware engineer: Your light isnt working. You have to get off your bike. IT guy: I tried that but the light still isnt working.
Hearing voices in your head is normal. Listening to them is quite common. Arguing with them acceptable. It is only when you lose that argument that you get in real trouble.
Somebody said today that I'm lazy. I nearly answered him.
My relationship is like an iPad. I don't have an iPad.
What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait, I'm describing my bed again.