My roommates get mad when I steal their kitchen utensils.
My roommates get mad when I steal their kitchen utensils.
My roommates get mad when I steal their kitchen utensils. But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
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Being circumcised, I couldn't join a fraternity...
Being circumcised, I couldn't join a fraternity...
Being circumcised, I couldn't join a fraternity... Apparently you have to be complete dick.
I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?
I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?
Wife: I look fat. Can you give me a compliment? Husband: You have perfect eyesight.
Why can't a blonde dial
Why can't a blonde dial
Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.
What is the difference between a two-year-old and an adult male?
What is the difference between a two-year-old and an adult male?
What is the difference between a two-year-old and an adult male? A two-year-old can be left alone with a nanny.