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My boss pulled up to work in his sweet new car this morning and I complimented him on it. He replied: "Well, if you work hard, set goals, stay determined and put in long hours, I can get an even better one next year."
Making love to a woman is like playing a violin... I don't know how to do it
Why was the Pepsi employee fired? He tested positive for coke.
Being circumcised, I couldn't join a fraternity... Apparently you have to be complete dick.
Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 5 on a calculator? She couldn't find the "10" button.