My roommates get mad when I steal their kitchen utensils.
My roommates get mad when I steal their kitchen utensils.
My roommates get mad when I steal their kitchen utensils. But it's a whisk I'm willing to take.
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I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?
I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?
Wife: I look fat. Can you give me a compliment? Husband: You have perfect eyesight.
Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but
Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but
Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
Blonde and pig
Blonde and pig
A man walks by a blonde, who is holding a pig. The man asks, "Where did you get her?" The pig answered, "I won her at the fair."
Phone number from chinese girl: Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight
Phone number from chinese girl: Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."